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Anjelah Johnson-Reyes turned an audience interruption into comedy gold. The comedian did not get flustered or thrown off; instead, she incorporated the unexpected outburst into her show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused several in the audience to yell out loud and how Anjelah swiftly and hilariously responded. It's often said that breaking into the entertainment business is difficult. Why? Everyone wants to be an actor or actress, and, as evidenced by shows like American Idol and Americas Got Talent, they also want to be singers. There is so much competition, and those professions are incredibly cutthroat, with everyone vying for a limited number of spots. However, in the entertainment business, stand-up comedy has to be one of, if not the most, challenging to gain traction in or get attention. Think of all the comedians that you know, and then imagine that thousands of others did not make it. In addition to the competition, stand-up comics also have to deal with hecklers and unexpected outbursts from their audience. These can be difficult to handle for novice or less experienced comics. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah encountered outbursts from her audience during her set, but instead of letting it throw her off, she went with it and responded in the most hilarious way. She came back in a fashion that had the entire audience cracking up. She was performing in Chicago and mentioned that she had recently googled the Windy City. She then read from her phone that Chicago has the third-largest building in the country, and she happened to say the official name for the structure. She was then loudly informed that that is not what people in Chicago call it. Leave it to Chicago, Youre not doing your joke right! Uh uh, thats not how you say it! she said. It says it right here, Nobody calls it that, not even Willis. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This mom went into a hysterical panic, readying the house before guests were scheduled to arrive. She barked out some truly hilarious orders as she quickly moved about the house. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear this mothers commands that will have you rolling with laughter. No one wants to live in a messy, filthy house. As such, most people would rather not have others think that they live in a pigsty. That would be completely and utterly embarrassing. That less-than-perfect housekeeping style doesnt show much respect for either the people living there or those visiting. Nevertheless, life, as everyone is well aware, tends to get in the way at times. This can lead to household chores like mopping the floors, vacuuming and taking out the trash being pushed to the back burner. That is totally understandable, and it happens to all of us at some point. There are undoubtedly many more important things than making sure the trash can is empty and ready for use. However, people lose this perspective whenever company is expected. Typically, people go on a cleaning sprint, quickly doing this and that. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother is expecting company at any moment, but there is still so much cleaning yet to do. As she moves around the house, checking on the status of everything, she barks out orders, telling immediate family members to do this and that in the most hilarious way possible. Somebody light a candle, we got to make it smell like we got money, she says. Hide all the mail that says, Urgent or Final notice, she added. Hey, turn it on the Food Network so it looks like we cook, she says. Help me wipe down the baseboards so people think we care about the baseboards, the woman commands. These are just a few of the hysterical things she instructs as she hopes to make a good impression on her visitors. Isaiah 32:18 And my people will be living in peace, in houses where there is no fear, and in quiet resting places.

Tim Hawkins mentioned how marriage is very similar to the stock market. The popular funnyman shared his hilarious yet insightful perspective on how marriage works. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim compare a marriage to the stock market. As anyone who is or has ever been married will say, a marriage is not always easy or something to be entered into lightly. A marriage is a relationship between flawed people with different thoughts and opinions on various topics. This will lead to friction and even heated disagreements and arguments. It's for that reason that hard work, persistence and perseverance must be present from both individuals. If any of those are lacking from either party, that marriage is likely doomed to fail. A marriage also requires constant attention and care. Its not something that gets a little bit of love and care this week, none the next week, and some the week after. Thats a recipe for disaster. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, in a hilarious bit about marriage, notes that there are noticeable similarities between marriage and the stock market in New York City. While this at first might sound odd, he explains what he means in such an intelligent and funny way that youll find yourself nodding along as you're also laughing deliriously. See, marriage is not like, you know, you can give your wife flowers, and shes good for three months, Tim said. It doesnt work that way. Marriage is like the stock market, man. Youre checking it every day. Oh, that dipped. What happened there? Must have been when I left the sock in the fridge. Thats probably what happened there. Thats probably the reason that happened. Later in the clip, Tim recalls taking his wife out to dinner one evening. Instead of a fun time spent reconnecting, there was obvious tension in the air, which Tim admits was his fault. He caused it, saying that he must do better next time. It began, he says on their way to dinner, with him asking his wife what she wanted to eat. As any married person will tell you, this is a conversation that will always end in an argument. She will say she doesnt care and wants him to decide. He does, as she commanded, and she will then shoot every one of his suggestions down. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

This video was made to show that Brazilians are following the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics with a good sense of humor, focusing on the curling competition. We made it at home using string, a pressure cooker, and a scrub brush to represent the sport.

This video was made to show that Brazilians are following the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics with a good sense of humor, focusing on the curling competition. We made it at home using string, a pressure cooker, and a scrub brush to represent the sport.

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Jeff Allen responded hysterically to his homeowners associations strict rules. The popular comedian admitted he had several run-ins with his HOA, and he finally found the perfect way to get back at the meddling, intrusive organization. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Jeff was cited for, and also how he found a way to respond to all their constant and excessive complaints. Even though housing prices continue to skyrocket across the country, most people still dream of buying a house of their own someday. Home ownership is, or at least it used to be, part of the American dream. Sadly, given the ever-increasing prices of even a modest house, it will likely remain a dream for far too many people and never become a reality. For those who are able to afford a house, potential home buyers are likely to notice one major thing about the homes they are eyeing. Its that those homes are in neighborhoods that are part of HOAs. Now, HOAs govern and control what can and cannot go on in any particular neighborhood. They also control what can and cannot be changed about houses in those neighborhoods. Now, some HOAs are stricter than others, issuing fines and citations for just about anything, while others are much more lenient. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned living in a neighborhood with an active HOA, one that freely issued fines for minor offenses. He wasnt a fan of his HOA and found the perfect way to get back at them before leaving the neighborhood for good. They were always writing me up, Jeff said. Garbage can lids were off. Garage door was open. My rocks, I didnt have a lawn. It was Arizona, so I had rocks, and they were messy because my kids would run through them. Your rocks are a little messy. Later in the clip, Jeff was finally moving, leaving that annoying and overbearing HOA behind for good, but he had one more thing he had to do. He went through the rocks, scattering them about, making a total and complete mess. I said, Im just setting up a meeting between Gladys and the new owners, Jeff said. Isaiah 32:18 And my people will be living in peace, in houses where there is no fear, and in quiet resting places.

This comedians people-pleaser skit is hilarious. The funnymans take on people who go out of their way to make and keep those around them happy will have you laughing out loud. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to see and hear how constant and excessive people-pleasing can cost you big in the long run. Living in harmony and peace with one another should always be a goal, something to strive toward. Who in their right mind would want this? Of course, constant peace and tranquility are not always possible, especially given that we live in a fallen and lost world, where sins presence is felt and seen everywhere we look and go. We should all do what we can to achieve peace among ourselves. Compromise, put others' needs ahead of our own, and think about how we can better their lives. After all, Christ did teach us to think of others as higher than ourselves. However, some individuals will and do go way overboard when trying to make everyone happy. They will do what they can, even if it means their well-intentioned actions negatively impact their own lives. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian shows that people-pleasing isn't always the way to go, especially when its excessive. It can quickly get to the point where people-pleasing is nothing more than letting others walk over and take advantage of you. The video chronicles the day in the life of a people-pleaser. The more he goes out of his way to help others, the more he negatively impacts himself. The day begins with the young man sleeping on his bedroom floor after letting his second cousins best friend sleep in his bed, saying that his floor is super comfortable. Things only get worse from that point. His people-pleasing ways cause him to get stuck in traffic, lose his job and become engaged to a woman he had been meaning to break up with for quite some time. While peace is what everyone wants, sometimes its not always possible, especially when doing so means letting others take advantage of you. 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love: true love has no room for fear, because where fear is, there is pain; and he who is not free from fear is not complete in love.

This moms hysterical replies to her sons teacher are comedy gold. Her responses are quick, witty and hilariously honest, and they will have you rolling with laughter in moments. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to listen to this mothers conversation with her sons teacher. Parenting is by no means an easy task. In fact, its arguably one of the most challenging things someone can do. Anyone who claims otherwise is either lying, insane, or not a parent. I mean, parenting is instructing, correcting and caring for another person, and a young, often mischievous person at that. And not one of them comes with an instruction manual. We can all agree that raising children can be overwhelming and a tad stressful at times. This is especially true when your little bundle of joy refuses to listen to you or their teachers and gets themselves into trouble, leaving us to deal with the fallout. Of course, that only adds additional stress and worry to our already stressful day. But hey, welcome to the world of parenting, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother receives a call from one of her sons teachers. As every mother and father knows, a call from the teacher is never a good thing. They never call to inform you that little Timmy or Sally aced the big science or history test. Nevertheless, this mothers responses to the educator will have you doubled over in laughter and gasping for air. Oh, Miss Smith, what did he do now? she asked. Tell me he didnt cheat off that kid who still eats glue. He aint even got enough sense to cheat off the smart kids. Well, you know, you aint the first teacher to call, she said. Youre just the first one to call today. Did he start with no offense, and then proceed to say something really offensive? she asked. These are only a sampling of the hysterical comments she makes in the short clip. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A professor had a hysterical response to a student actually showing up for office hours. The educator had an unexpected reaction when the young woman, seeking help with class material, walked into his office. Watch the short but hilarious skit to see how the professor responded when she entered his office. For most people, after graduating from high school, they head off to college, trade school or another form of schooling to further their education. There is always more to learn, more facts and concepts to grasp. We should always be striving to better ourselves, which includes using every day as a learning opportunity in some form or another. Those in college or who have ever been in college are likely familiar with professors holding office hours. Of course, these are set hours during which students can visit professors in their offices to get more individualized help with classroom material. Sadly, many students dont take advantage of this opportunity to further their learning or get help. A clip posted on YouTube shows that professors are well aware that most of their students will and do completely ignore their office hours. However, when one student unexpectedly shows up, the professor is, at first, shocked, then becomes agitated and hostile. The young woman walks through the door, asking for the professor. He answers with a mouth full of food, as he chows down on his lunch, asking if hes in trouble. She starts asking him a question about the material, but he quickly cuts her off, asking if she has any friends who could help her out instead. Understandably, she was pretty taken aback by the professors question and by his demeanor toward her for showing up during office hours. Hilariously, it soon becomes clear why the professor is so upset and bothered by the students presence. He had plans which are described as a once in a lifetime opportunity. The student is ruining his chance to see The Lion King on Ice. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

These parents revealed the humbling and hysterical things their kids have said to them. You will be rolling with laughter once you hear what these youngsters said when they thought they were being supportive, but actually werent. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to listen to the couple recall what their little ones have told them. Becoming a parent is a life-changing event. Sure, everyone says they understand that bringing a little one into the world will change their life in countless ways. But before becoming a mother or father, that is typically said in passing, likely without giving it much thought. Its only after those little bundles of joy arrive that you realize just how much your life will forever be changed. One of the ways children will alter your life is that youll become much more humble. Little children have no filter, can be extremely blunt and straightforward, and often do not understand how their words and messages sound to others. They will say what they are thinking, especially to Mom and Dad. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple shared just some of the ways their children have humbled them. Most of the time, the children were not intending to do that but were just trying to be supportive. Instead, their message was anything but and was pretty hilarious, as long as you werent on the receiving end of their comments. Ive got some good news, though, the woman says. Our kids are into motivational sayings recently. Throughout the video, they share some of the things their little ones shared these motivational sayings. Running late for school this morning, and my seven-year-old goes, Well, Dad, the clocks always right, Dad recalls. The childrens motivational, uplifting messages get even better. I was stressed after work the other day, and my nine-year-old, she goes, Dad, youre not that important, he added. Oddly enough, that helped. Thank you. I had the audacity to mention how cold it was outside, to which my child said, Dad once filled the bath with cold water. Youve got nothing to complain about, Mom mentioned. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband followed his own marital advice, and the results are comedy gold. He shared some words of wisdom with everyone, and then, moments later, he put them to use. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the husband had to say on the topic of marriage, and to see how things turned out when he implemented his words of wisdom. Marriage, when youve chosen the right person, is a wonderful, excellent thing. While that is true, that doesnt mean its always easy. In fact, many would argue that marriage is one of the most challenging things human beings undertake. Yes, in a marriage, there will be good, happy and prosperous times, which are causes and occasions for celebration. However, there will also be times that are not so rosy. Fights and disagreements are bound to happen. A marriage is a relationship between two flawed people with different thoughts and opinions on a variety of topics. Universal agreement on everything, even with ones spouse, is not possible. Thats why there must be compromise and other actions that can contribute to a happy, long-lasting marriage. In a clip posted on YouTube, one man shared one of the things hes learned that goes a long way toward keeping the peace and making for a happy marriage. As the video shows, not only does he give advice, but he follows it. You want a happy marriage, youve always got to be joking with your spouse, he said. Were getting ready for church, and she cant figure out what she wants to wear. So, watch this: Hey, babe, you know, you could have avoided all of this if youd just laid out your outfit last night. His delivery makes it seem as if he may not be entirely joking. Its clear from her response that his wife did not take his unsolicited advice as a joke. I had it in my head, and now Ive had to change it three times, she said. I dont need a lecture this morning. Thank you so much. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A group of students named the most cringeworthy things that adults do. Now, youre probably wondering whether any of your habits made the list, and whether you may have young people cringing at your behavior. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what these students believe are the most cringeworthy habits and routines of adults. Cringe is a word that has become popular within the last couple of years. Its use has increased considerably, with nearly everyone using it in some form. Youve likely heard people use this word in conversation to describe something theyve heard, witnessed or encountered online. However, while this word is popular and widely used, you dont want to be described as cringe. If youre unsure of what it means, its basically secondhand embarrassment. You see something that makes you wince. Its something so cheesy, annoying, or irritating that it actually makes you feel embarrassed for that person, even if it doesnt appear to bother them. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher reads off the things his students say are the most cringe-inducing things that adults do. For the most part, I agree with the students. Typically, the activities they name involve adults trying way too hard to seem hip and young. The following are just a few of the things that the students mentioned. They try to use words that kids are using, and theyre pushing 30, the teacher reads. When they try to use our slang words, the teacher adds. Like, bro, this aint for you. When they talk about Facebook, another student wrote. Like, bro, we dont know what that is. When they dance on a wedding dance floor, the teacher reads. If any of these describe you, you should reconsider some things. If you are that person, please stop it immediately. People may not say it to your face, but just be aware that people are secretly cringing or feeling secondhand embarrassment at your behavior. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians take on the challenge of naming children will have you cracking up. The funnyman Dan Viola understands that giving children the correct name is extremely important. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how and why Dan got so serious when it came to naming his children. Children are a literal gift from the good Lord above. Once those little bundles of joy enter your life and come into your home, your life will be changed forever in every way imaginable. Of course, all those immediate changes will only be for the best. Your life will dramatically change, but it will be so much better. Now, parenting is a significant and challenging task. Raising children is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing a human being can ever do. Anyone who says otherwise isnt a parent. As a parent, there will be great, fantastic, uplifting and encouraging moments, but there will also be challenging and heartbreaking instances. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dan mentioned one of those challenging parenting moments that occur soon after that little one enters the world: choosing their name. A lot is riding on that name its literally what they will be called for the rest of their lives. I have also developed, over time, the utmost respect and awe and love for my wife for birthing basically a litter, Dan said. Just separated by many years. Oh, shes good at it. You know what shes not good at? Naming them. Dan says that when his youngest daughter was born, his wife suggested naming her Cecilia. Dan wasnt on board with that name at all. I said, You cant name her that, he said. Whats going to happen to this poor girl on the first day of classes every year of school? The teachers going to go down the list and say, Cecilia, youre breaking my heart. Youre shaking my confidence daily. Soon after, Dan revealed the names of his other children, who may or may not have names from equally famous tunes. Proverbs 22:1 A good name is more to be desired than great wealth, and to be respected is better than silver and gold.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shared her take on her husband's questionable purchase. The funnywoman was not exactly in favor of what her better half bought for their house. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what her husband bought and also her honest, unfiltered reaction to his ill-advised purchase. Marriage is not easy, but that is rarely, if ever, the case with worthwhile things. A marriage is a relationship between two flawed individuals. Not only do these two people have their faults, but each has their own thoughts and opinions on a whole variety of topics, which can often lead to disagreements. Anyone who is or has ever been married knows that these disagreements are inevitable. Being 100 percent aligned with your spouse on every single thing is nearly impossible. But whenever those points of contention do happen, compromise is always the best solution. But when that is not an option, the wife automatically wins, especially when it comes to the house's interior design. That's not a fight worth having. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah mentioned that her husband went to the store to buy some curtains for their house. That sounds like a simple enough task. However, Anjelah gave him straightforward, direct directions about the curtain. I told him, 'When you're at the store, take a picture of them and send it to me before you buy it,' she said. Well, he failed to follow those instructions, and what they ended up with was not exactly flattering, as Anjelah describes it. So, I came home to these gaudy, Armenian curtains hanging in my house that are like two feet too short, she said. I got high-water curtains. Hilariously, Anjelah's brother, during a visit, also provided some commentary on her new curtains. The first thing my brother, who came over to the house, said, 'Uh, why you got Capri pant curtains?' Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Carol Burnett and Dick Van Dyke star in an unforgettable blind date skit. The two comedic legends will have you rolling with laughter in this classic sketch about two people looking for love. Watch the short but hysterical skit in which Carol and Dick play two people hoping to find Mr. and Mrs. Right. Dating is not an easy process. It requires a lot of time, work and a ton of perseverance. Not every person will turn out to be the right person, but thats what dating is all about. Some relationships will work, and others, for one reason or another, will not, which can be extremely discouraging. Today, thanks to technological advancements, as with everything else, there are a handful of apps dedicated to helping people find one another. Before we all had smartphones, there were other ways to meet people and find potential dates. One of those methods was to sign up for a dating service that would connect single people looking for romantic relationships. Of course, some of those matches were likely successful and others not so much. However, hopefully, there were no blind dates as bad as Carl and Dicks in a clip posted on YouTube. In the opening moments of the classic skit, Dick and Carol are each shown three possible dates. They are both interested in two of the three people shown to them. Unfortunately, neither is interested in the other. In fact, when they watch one another, they laugh out loud and make disparaging comments about each other. But as luck would have it, through a mishap, they are set up on a blind date. Initially, they are both outraged, and soon enough, the insults start flying. Then, something changes between them, and their blind date might not have been so horrible as they first thought. Well, at least for a few seconds, anyway. 2 Corinthians 6:14 Do not keep company with those who have no faith: for what is there in common between righteousness and evil, or between light and dark?